Sweet Nothings

OK I admit it, I hear a Voice in my head. Sometimes the Voice has insights and ideas but lately the voice has developed a one-track mind. It keeps saying "I Love You!" over and over again.

Alright, I get it, you love me. Change the record, will ya? :-)

Imagine if I went to see a psychiatrist about the Voice.

Psychiatrist: Tell me about the voice you hear in your head. What does it say?

Enocia: It says: "I love you."

Psychiatrist: I love you?

Enocia: Yes, I love you, non-stop.

Psychiatrist: What else does the voice say? Does it tell you to do things?

Enocia: Nope, just "I love you."

Psychiatrist: Are you sure that's all the voice says?

Enocia: Yes, I'm very sure.

Psychiatrist: Well, there's not much I can do about that.

Enocia: There isn't?

Psychiatrist: No, there isn't.

Enocia: Can't you at least prescribe some medication to silence the Voice.

Psychiatrist: I'm afraid not. As far as I can see, the Voice is harmless.

Enocia: You mean I'm going to have to put up with this Voice whispering sweet nothings forever?

Psychiatrist: Yes.

Enocia: Dear God, please don't let this be true!

Inner Voice: I love you.

Enocia: Aaargh!

Psychiatrist: I love you.

Enocia: Not you as well? Aaargh!

I love you all.

Enocia

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